Englishman Paul West is living the Parisian dream, and doing his best not
to annoy the French. But recently things have been going très wrong: His
apartment is so small that he has to cut his baguettes in two to fit them
in the kitchen. His research into authentic French cuisine is about to
cause a national strike. His Parisian business partner is determined to
close their tea-room. And thinks that sexually harrassing his female
employees is a basic human right. And Paul's gorgeous ex-girlfriend seems
to be stalking him. Threatened with eviction, unemployment and bankrupcy,
Paul realises that his personal merde factor is about to hit the fan...